This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics. They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.
this is actually the best thing ive ever heard
FUCK
chokes on biscuit
help me
who would’ve known
I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT
No one could have predicted this
WEEPS
brb, choking on a pineapple
(via merelycreeping)
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
They have a picture now? I seriously haven’t logged out of tumblr since I made mine like three years ago. Hahah.
(via the-awesomepossum)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
(via legit-humour)
oh look it’s my childhood all in one post please and thank you
(Source: heyy-you-beautiful, via iam-the-best-of-me)
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
(via laughcentre)
Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits
I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow
I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.
(Source: anni-thii, via the-awesomepossum)
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