I, for the mostpart, hate the human race and they usually don't like me until they get to know me. I like laughing at nonsensical things because what else is the internet for? :D

cat-chicken:

flanoir:

spaceconfessional:

raketen:

rapunzelda:

xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:

sofuckinggodtier:

moomoomimu:

julzcat:

fapitalism:

This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics.   They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.

this is actually the best thing ive ever heard

FUCK

chokes on biscuit

 help me

 who would’ve known

I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT

No one could have predicted this

WEEPS

brb, choking on a pineapple

(via merelycreeping)

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meowinginmybathtub:

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

They have a picture now? I seriously haven’t logged out of tumblr since I made mine like three years ago. Hahah.

(via the-awesomepossum)

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theamericankid:

A different kind of Cinderella

(via cosmicw0lf)

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2 days ago

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

(via merelycreeping)

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burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

image

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

image

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

(via legit-humour)

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3 days ago

heavy-hearts-and-open-minds:

oh look it’s my childhood all in one post please and thank you

(Source: heyy-you-beautiful, via iam-the-best-of-me)

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3 days ago

warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

(via laughcentre)

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3 days ago

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

effin4:

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

image

I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.

(Source: anni-thii, via the-awesomepossum)

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cat-chicken:

flanoir:

spaceconfessional:

raketen:

rapunzelda:

xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:

sofuckinggodtier:

moomoomimu:

julzcat:

fapitalism:

This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics.   They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.

this is actually the best thing ive ever heard

FUCK

chokes on biscuit

 help me

 who would’ve known

I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT

No one could have predicted this

WEEPS

brb, choking on a pineapple

(via merelycreeping)

meowinginmybathtub:

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

They have a picture now? I seriously haven’t logged out of tumblr since I made mine like three years ago. Hahah.

(via the-awesomepossum)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via teenagerposts)

theamericankid:

A different kind of Cinderella

(via cosmicw0lf)

(Source: justchocolatestuffs, via the-absolute-best-posts)

(Source: bocla, via cosmicw0lf)

solluxforpresident:

image

image

(via cosmicw0lf)

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

(via merelycreeping)

(via laughcentre)

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

image

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

image

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

(via legit-humour)

heavy-hearts-and-open-minds:

oh look it’s my childhood all in one post please and thank you

(Source: heyy-you-beautiful, via iam-the-best-of-me)

warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

(via laughcentre)

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

effin4:

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

image

I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.

(Source: anni-thii, via the-awesomepossum)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*